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The Ballston Massacre
Deflategate. Ballghazi. Ballmageddon. The Hindenball. The Ballston Massacre. Ball of Pigs. EBalla. Ballpox. The Ballbonic Plague. The uniBaller. Chernoball. The Assassination of Aballham Lincoln. EDIT...
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Super Bowl 49
My official pick for winner of SB49 is Seattle. I just think they are going to win it. I think they have the right combination of stifling defense and ball control offense to make it work. The Hawks...
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The Legend of Giants
Okay, so I bet this isn’t what people were expecting, but I got this idea 3 years ago and I’ve been sitting on it forever, and I never thought it’d get a chance to make it. I needed the Patriots to...
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The Fallout of ChernoBall
This is still one of the weirdest scandals I have ever seen strike professional sports. It first comes out, we all laugh. Then actual evidence of deflation comes out, and we all overreact about the...
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California Solves the Water Crisis
Hahahahahahahahaha man, I underestimated the NFL. That’s a biggie. 4 game suspension – ooooh nice 2016 1st rounder – On par with Spygate, seems fair 2017 4th rounder – lol that’s kinda random (does...
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Tom Brady’s First Deflation
This scandal is so fun. So many people angry at everything. Some level headed analysis, mostly drowned out by nonsense. Legions of people taking a giant dump all over Patriots fans regardless of any...
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Why Kraft dropped the fight
To my older, more put together readers who don’t come in contact with the stranger parts of internet culture, Shipping is a term coined in the deep recesses of the internet. It essentially refers to...
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Goodell’s Last Resort
I remember my first thought when we got the first drop of this scandal. “The Colts are accusing the Pats of deflated balls, haha are you serious, what sore losers, this is a non story” I don’t think I...
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The Patriots Fly Their New Banner
Man we didn’t even get through a single game before we got a scandal. As of writing this it seems like it won’t go anywhere and that the Pats aren’t even at fault, but man, this is gonna be the worst...
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It Belongs In A Museum
First off, credit to the Colts. They played a much better game than I think most of us expected, certainly looked better than I expected. They gave it the ol’ college try and came up short, but it was...
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The Emotional Distress Of Deflategate
To any Pats fan who is mad that I made another deflategate comic, tell your dumber fellow fans to stop being so dumb during a slow time of the year. This comic was basically an exact representation of...
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PATRIOTS AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Hahahahaha I hope Deflategate never ends. I still remember when it first happened and all I gave it was a brief blurb saying “it’s probably nothing and it’ll blow over” and now it’s possibly the...
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The League Of Extraordinary Disappointments
ONE MORE WARRIORS JOKE I PROMISE I’M DONE NOW (Probably not). Obviously for Golden State fans this season ended in one of the biggest disappointments in history. It was the kind of disappointment they...
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Beating a Deflated Horse
Tom Brady’s attempt to appeal again didn’t work. The 4-game suspension shall stand. Tom Brady will go winless in September and I get to make primo Janeane Garafolo jokes for a month. I’m pretty...
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Bill Belichick vs The Media
We all hate the Patriots. The smarter ones of us have a grudging respect for them at the same time, which kind of makes the hate even worse, because it’s infuriating how the Patriots have somehow...
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Tom Brady Confirmed Soft
Little Tommy got a boo boo last week because he tried to use big boy scissors to wedge some dog poop off of his shoe. He didn’t want the doodoo on his favorite footsies anymore. But Tommy isn’t...
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Tom Brady’s Got Back
TOM BRADY RETURNS! He’s back and he’s bigger than ever! After two years of deflating and arguing the final result is finally past us and the pretty boy prodigy has returned to his rightful place as...
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Jamie Collins Doesn’t Like Dogs
Well it was nice knowing Jamie Collins, he’s dead now. RIP. Don’t cross Billy 5 Aces. I kind of love it when Billy Boy does one of his out of nowhere trades of a good player for a random draft pick...
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Tim Tebow Confesses Belichick Broke Him
I’ll never pass up an opportunity to rib old Teebs. I don’t even hate the guy, he seems nice, I hate the fans. But he’s so fun to mock. Tebow was such a bizarre football figure, probably the closest...
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Mike Tomlin Makes A Golden Speech
I guess I should probably dub this week “Dave Grosses out his readers week”. Stay tuned for Saturday to see what bodily fluid is featured next! Who will expel it? Here’s a hint, it won’t be Mike...
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